The Hofstra Mini-Mall

By Patrick Koholic

An excerpt from The Hofstra Issue!



-Health & Wellness Center located through Men’s Restroom for easy and discreet access. If female students find themselves in need of the Health & Wellness Center, pamphlets entitled “YOU ARE PREGNANT” available in Wealth & Hellness Center for a small* checkup fee.

-The replica of the University Bookstore will be exact in every way and closed at all times.

-The Target has a lobby with a 2 hour wait to get in and out of the store, in order to simulate taking the shopping shuttle.

-The Hofstra Mini-mall has plenty of food options, such as: Mondo Subs, Stop & Sbarro Supermarket, Mondo Subs, and the HofCat Adoption Agency