By Zachary Johnson
Fuck the introduction, let’s just get to the gifs. You already knew what we were going to bang on about anyways.
1. This just says it all, and you agree with us.
2. For real though, doesn’t this one just erase the need for us to write anything at all?
3. You know where we’re coming from. We understand you.
4. We’re getting paid a whopping $2.50, the approximate price of one female condom, per article either way, so it makes no real difference how much we write. That aside, can’t we admit this is just so much better than whatever dribble we were going to write underneath this?
5. We’ve got you, boo. We know what you want. Exactly what you want.
6. Wouldn’t it be better if we were just honest about what you want? We know you’re here for the gifs. Take a look at this one. So cute, isn’t it?
7. And listen, if we were you, we would be too. If we were you, we would be here for everything and anything that you’re here for. That’s how special our connection is. Here, this one is funny.
8. Because he’s not a mermaid! Get it? And he doesn’t have breasts! Wow, Friends is such a classic.
9. Wow. What do you think is going on here? LOL.
10. Anyways, now that we’re at the end of this list I hope that we’re all in agreement that this was a much better time than whatever the hell this was going to originally be about. Have a nice day, and don’t forget to follow us on social media so we can keep relating to each other, because we are the same.Heart, mind, body, and soul. We get you. You get us. We all get each other together. Forever. And Ever. And Ever. 😀