Zachary Johnson

Articles

2017
Underpaid Student Employee Can’t Wait To Starve Outside New $30M Administrative Building
Do NOT Fuck These Bugs, Sebastian
Astrology Is Real: My Boyfriend’s Dick Looks Exactly Like The Sagittarius Bow
White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office
DIY Fashion Icon: Steve Bannon Debuts New Necklace Of Tiny Animal Bones [on Issuu.com]
Do Not Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit Because I Am An Astronaut
Am I Really Responsible For Murder If Simon Said So?
Report: Local Cockroach Living Under Your Bed Thinks You Should Stop Fucking So Loud

2016
Yes! Yes! Space Big! [on Issuu.com]
Crossword Puzzle [on Issuu.com]
Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining
Meet The Listicle Generator Who Wrote Hillary Clinton’s Chronicle Op-Ed
Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone’s Life
6 Things You Need To Stop Doing At Starbucks, According To An Employee
10 Gifs That Perfectly Sum Up Whatever Trite Shit We Were Going To Write Anyway

Letter To The Editor (from The PC Police) [on Issuu.com]
Editorial: The “PC” Issue
Editorial: Nonsense 4 Kidz
“Money Is Tight” Says Administrator With Near Million Dollar Salary

Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban

2015
If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
Student Body Lines Up Late At Night For Same Shitty Food They Can Get Tomorrow Morning
Editorial: The Renonaissance
Hofstra Adds “Cards Against Long Island” Jokes To List Of Achievements
Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards
Unmasking Kate And Willie [on Issuu.com]
Editorial: The Hofstra Issue
Fall From Grace: The Tragic Plummet Of Icon Kermit The Frog [on Issuu.com]
My Spring Awakening

2014
Humans Of Hofchella [on Issuu.com]
Out Of Uranus [on Issuu.com]
SGA’s Steps To Maintaining Professional Relationships With Clubs [on Issuu.com]

Videos

2016
5 Cool Fruits I Bet You Didn’t Know About [Writing, Directing, Editing]
Nonsense At The Pride Expo [Writing, Directing, Editing]
The Making Of Fall Fest [Writing, Directing, Editing]
Nonsense At Fall Fest (Hofstra Presidential Debate 2016) [Writing, Directing, Editing]
Nonsense Meets Jill Stein [Vine.com] [Writing, Directing, Editing]
Remembering Music Fest [Writing, Directing, Editing]

Graphic Art

2017
White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office
Guy Who Always Wears Shorts Found Dead Behind Estabrook After So-Called “Blizzard”

2016
Follow These 5 Easy Steps to Lasso the Moon for Your Lover
Six Things They Don’t Have In Space
Horoscopes By Hillary [Header Image]
Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining [Soup Image]
Meet The Listicle Generator Who Wrote Hillary Clinton’s Chronicle Op-Ed
Hofstra Adds “Cards Against Long Island” Jokes To List of Achievements [Card Examples]
The 12 Days of the 4th of July
Point-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards

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